Oh, the Elite of Hogwarts. Sigh. Spellings have not been changed to protect the drunken

Me: So on a scale between Cotton Mather and Ted Kennedy, just exactly how drunk are you?
xferinoc: wow. those are like, two of my favorite people EVER
RealDartagnan: dude
RealDartagnan: kendedy ++
RealDartagnan: thats' howdrunk
Me: I endeavor to provide satisfaction.
RealDartagnan: hehr
Me: You may need the special addendum to the scale: Billy Carter.
xferinoc: cotton maaattttthhhhhherrrrrrrr
xferinoc: ahahahaha
RealDartagnan: hahaha
flametayl: where does boris yeltsin fall on the scale?
RealDartagnan: just under kennedy
RealDartagnan: btu you haev to undrestand
RealDartagnan: russains aer preconditions to alcohol