Oh hell, why not? Not as if there's anything better to do at six in the morning...

1. What time did you get up this morning? What, technically? I haven't, yet. But if you count the last time I woke up - two in the afternoon, Saturday.

2. Diamonds or pearls? Pearls.

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

4. What is your favorite TV show? Current show? I'll go with Venture Brothers, though Second Sight's pretty good.

5. What did you have for breakfast? Cereal

6. What is your middle name? Dean

7. What is your favorite food? Chicken.

8. What foods do you dislike? Tomatoes. Onions

9. What is your favorite chip flavor? Pickle

10. What is your favorite CD at the moment? That I bought? My Lewis Black album.

11. What kind of car do you drive? Chevrolet

12. Favorite sandwich? Turkey

13. What characteristics do you despise? Stupidity, vapidity, and a disrespect for the English language.

14. Favorite item of clothing? If it's loud I like it.

15. If you could go anywhere for vacation where? Ireland.
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16. What color is your bathroom? White, I think.

17. Favorite brand of clothing? What did I say about vapidity?
18. Where would you retire? This house.

19. Favorite time of day? Whenever I'm getting to read or write.

20. What was your most memorable birthday? The last one - nothing memorable has ever actually happened for one of my birthdays.
21. Where were you born? Morehead, KY

22. Favorite sport to watch: What did I say about vapidity?
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23. Who do you least expect to return this to you? Everyone.

24. Person you expect to send it back first? The nearest packet error.

25. What fabric detergent do you use? Whatever's in the basement.

26. Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi - I have to keep Opie hydrated, right?

27. What makes you the most happy about the world? The peculiar shades of moonlight.

28. What makes you the saddest about the world? Most of the people I've met - especially the ones that can't understand literature. That's most of you. I need some tea.
29. What do you order at a coffee shop? What did I say about vapidity?

30. What is your New Years resolution? Same as every year - I'm fine, you people need to change.

31. Your birthday is: August 23